lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

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autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

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meanplastic:

me in 70 years

meanplastic:

me in 70 years

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wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

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asian:

Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart 

I FEEL SO SAD SEEING THE DOG’S FACE

OH MY GOD

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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chariczard:

alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

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