SO SICK OF WOMEN’S MAGAZINES BEING FULL OF STUFF LIKE WHAT MEN THINK OF THIS TREND OR WHAT STYLES MEN LIKE I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE I DON’T CARE THAT U THINK PIXIE CUTS OR JEGGINGS AREN’T CUTE IT’S NOT ABOUT U I DON’T CARE IF MEN THINK A TREND ISN’T CUTE MEN NEED TO FUCK OFF
Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It’s pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around.
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this. If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.