brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……”
slenclerman: when he texts first ♥
dampsandwich: hey guys haha ready for my first high school partayyyy!!!! where do i set this box of capri sun
nobodyputstheimpalainacorner: gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz: vasiliosversace: nutella-boy: dustyanus: thatderpwearingafedora: tunapuss: charlizesittheronmyface: iwillalwayslovethefool: Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well what they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL” SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL? MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE WHAT ARE...
kanyewesticle: How to make Easter easier in just one step: Replace the t with an i
athee-fille: musiqchild007: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. I can’t get over the gif
sanderlust: my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
pizza: people who don’t swear make me very uncomfortable
normal people: boy/girl problems
me: wifi connection problems
me: otp problems
me: 'too comfortable to get up and go pee' problems
me: too lazy to get up and pee problems
allthefandomfeelings: chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it would you like a better deal on your car insurance oh baby lower my rates
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
berry-flavored-nonsense: katiebug445: grandkanye: if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face the best part of that gif is misha’s face at the end
Antinous Wild: yourcrushmessagedyou: changkyus:... →
jehanpr0uvaire: yourcrushmessagedyou: changkyus: the problem with being a procrastinator and a perfectionist at the same time is that you want amazing grades but are too lazy to do your work this post is too honest to exist the majority of people the procrastinate a lot are perfectionists, but…
profound-pond: wisesammy: dreamsaboutthatbox: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: orientalfashion: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: jackcicle: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: rotgjackfrost: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: all restaurants should have wifi every building should have wifi every forest should have wifi every lake should have wifi the moon should have wifi why cant humans just have wifi has science...
wildwanderingwords: I’ll just leave this here. Read the movie description and try not to laugh.